1. |
Bees Ahoy!
03:04
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Bees Ahoy!
©1998 Herr Purpur & Ken Clinger
bees ahoy
bees that sparkle
electronic bees
bees that eat
potato chips
artificial bees
bees in drag
bees unplugged
a bee odyssey
bees that glow
and sparkle
paranormal bees
bees in
leather jackets
papa’s got a brand new bee
bees ahoy
bees of joy
buzz your way to me
(break)
beatrix potter has gone mad
she bit a bee who stung her dad
her dad revealed it on tv
the media sided with the bee
beatrix then took all her money
spent it all on lots of honey
the queen bee then became her friend
they all lived happily till the end
(break)
cartoon bees
bees in spaceships
yoko as a bee
city bees
and country bees
commuting suburban bees
bees that flutter thru the air
each bee is a sound
bees returning from the sun
reveal what they have found
fluffy bees
bees in rehab
it’s hard to be a bee
bees ahoy
bees of joy
buzz your way to me
(break/coda)
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2. |
I Wasn't Brain-Dead
04:19
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I Wasn’t Brain-Dead
verses by Jeff Olson / choruses by Ellen Mizell
©1998
Poked a paperclip in my eye
Stuck some Band-Aids over my ears
Put a trombone to my lips
And I walked into your house
I wasn't brain-dead
Just had too much on my mind
Now I come to realize
There's nothing I can’t find
But you had lost your sight
So the joke was all on me
Though I played a little tune
You asked me to leave
darling, I wern't brain-dead
Just had too much on my mind
Now I come to realize
There's nothing I can’t find
Now I'm hiding under your sink
And the smell is pretty bad
Your plumbing really needs some work
But it's just too dark to see
I wasn't brain-dead
Just had too much on my mind
Now I come to realize
There's nothing I can’t find
I'll use the trombone for a pipe
Bind it up with my Band-Aids
Use the paperclip for solder
And you'll never see me again
darling, I wern't brain-dead
Just had too much on my mind
Now I come to realize
There's nothing I can’t find
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3. |
German Bovinia
02:50
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4. |
Fluffy & Crystal
04:33
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Fluffy the kitty goes out to play
wanting her fair share of summer sunshine
Crystal the butterfly starts her day
flying in patterns of her own design
kitty cats and butterflies
when they meet up
they have their fun
Crystal the Butterfly flying round
notices Fluffy down on the ground
bet you can’t catch me, you kitty cat
Fluffy says oh yeah, we’ll see about that
butterflies & kitty cats
when they meet up
they have their fun
Fluffy the kitty jumps in the air
Crystal flies higher or to the side
Fluffy jumps further with special care
Crystal then darts, or she sometimes glides
kitty cats and butterflies
when they meet up
they have their fun
Fluffy knows crystal will get away
Crystal knows fluffy just wants to play
over and over they have their fun
the best of friends in the summer sun
crystal & fluffy have had their fun
they’re tired and happy from all their play
now they head home with the sitting sun
promise to meet again the next day
butterflies and kitty cats
when they meet up
they have their fun
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5. |
A Sick Dali Egg
01:43
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6. |
Oh Blast France
03:03
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7. |
Midnight Toy Parade
02:07
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8. |
Stephanie's Chick
03:46
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Stephanie's chick
Went home to Stephanie's house
And sang songs about pumpkins
With Stephanie's Mouse
Stephanie's Chick
Was feeling blue
So Stephanie had the idea
For a barbecue
With a chick chick here
And a chick chick there
Here a chick
There a chick
Everywhere a chick chick
Stephanie's friends
All dress in flannel
When watching Stephanie's Chick
on KC's Pet Channel
Stephanie's chick
Has a fluffy beak
And everyone knows
It's Stephanie's chic (pronounced SHEEK)
With a chick chick here
And a chick chick there
Here a chick
There a chick
Everywhere a chick chick
Stephanie's Chick and
Brainiac Brains
Flew near and far
On American planes
But Stephanie's Chick
Didn't get too far
She had a rendezvous to keep
With a speeding car
With a chick chick here
And a chick chick there
Here a chick
There a chick
Everywhere a chick chick
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9. |
Teletubbies
05:14
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over the hills and far away
teletubbies come to play
the sun is rising with a baby face
everything is in its place
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
tinky winky does his favorite dance
won’t you join him if you have a chance
he will share his bag with you
you can take it to the zoo
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
dipsie wears his fancy hat
looking quite the aristocrat
when he stands and takes a bow
just shake his hand and you’re his pal
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
(magic bell instrumental)
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
lala’s playing with her pretty ball
she bounces it till she takes a fall
if you help her stand again
then she’ll know that you’re her friend
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
(“ballet” instrumental)
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
po is riding on her scooter now
if you want to try, she can show you how
won’t you come and join their play
you’ll have fun in a teletubby way
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
now it’s telletubby boye bye time
they need to nap so they’ll feel just fine
the baby-sun is setting in the sky
and the teletubbies say goodbye
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
teletubbies, teletubbies, uh-oh
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Ken Clinger Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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